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We have been banned by Stripe. Any orders placed since our re-opening earlier this month will be refunded in 5 to 7 business days by Stripe. They have frozen our account and cut off any access to the funds.

In total we have been banned by Shopify, PayPal, Stripe, Authorize.Net, Facebook, Twitter, and Patreon. Due to the financial impact of these coordinated attacks in the last few months, the store will be closed until January of 2019.

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